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I'm sitting here in front
of my computer on the night before Thanksgiving and...I get the feeling I should
be thankful for SOMETHING. Let's see, in the past year, I've managed to
alienate about three hundred women that I didn't even know a year ago, turn
another fine piece of transportation into a rolling junk heap, and just this
past week I may have inadvertently insulted the President of the U of O.
All that and I'm now seeing that accursed Kathy Griffin Target commercial for
about the fiftieth time tonight! Why won't that stupid dog just attack her
already?!?!?!
Er....sorry.
Anyway, I think that I
will go see a movie or two over Thanksgiving Break. Maybe that SpyGame.
Looks like there'll be some shooting in that, and that's always something to be
thankful for. I, personally, am always filled with a spirit of
thankfulness and gratitude when I see someone get pumped full of hot lead.
Especially when it's not me. I'll probably breakdown and see Harry Potter,
too. I didn't read the book, so I'm not really excited about it, but I
hear the new trailer for "Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the
Clones" is featured before it. I really want to be excited about
Episode II, but since they didn't kill Jar Jar Binks in "Phantom
Menace", I'm afraid I'm going to hate myself after I see it.
Six times.
What I'm really looking
forward to, though, is "Fellowship of the Ring", the first of the
"Lord of the Rings" trilogy. This is my kind of movie. Its
got action, its got adventure, and when I go to see it, there's guaranteed to be
at least one person in the audience who's a bigger geek than I am.
My kind of
movie.
Well, all my whining
aside, I'd like to leave you with one thing that I'm really thankful for.
I'm thankful that this is the end.